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05 January 2009 @ 07:01 pm
Sebastian x cat x Meilin [Kuroshitsuji fic]  

This year 2009, I am expected to procreate with the fandoms of Kuroshitsuji and Code Geass. I'm trying my very darn best not to disappoint. Fortunately, I could use some stress reliever, hence the creation of this humble crack fic of mine featuring two of my favorite pairings engaged in a threesome from the BB fandom: Sebastian x cat interspecies erotica, yay! And Sebastian x Meilin clumsy meganekko is hawt! I drool.

Title: ‘An angle it tookdedicated toevanescent_ash 

Anime/Manga/Fandom: Kuroshitsuji [Black Butler]

Characters: Sebastian x Meilin x cat [Sebastian x cat x Meilin] (really depends on how you look at it as you read XD)

RATED: G

Warning: subtext; innuendos

Summary: She thanked the heavens for knowing now what the handsome butler has the deepest penchant for...

--X--

Meilin carried a heavy load of rotten feelings today and it was like any other day in the Phantomhive estate. Perhaps due to those feelings, she managed to trip over the carpeted stairs for the second time in just three hours. Her glasses are irreparable, as far as she can discern, while she sat there crying inside the closet where they kept all the cleaning supplies. Sniffing and coughing out dust, she traced the crack in both her lenses and hated herself again and again, even wishing she was never born.

“Meilin?” Sebastian opens the door and frowns down at the maid.

She gasped and tried to stand up. When she did, her foot got stuck in a pail and she collapsed immediately into the stoic butler’s chest. In ordinary occasions, she would have considered dying in her sleep; getting her foot caught inside a pail (who does that?).  It took Meilin two seconds, however, to be ensnarled by the distinctive, enticing scent of the butler that she cared about nothing else. So she reluctantly held him but realized soon enough that what she was doing was preposterous. She backed off and bumped into Bard who was approaching her from behind, carrying a bottle of fresh milk. The collision was instant and unavoidable. Meilin felt something land hard on her head and it felt sore. She was even further embarrassed when she could taste and smell milk on her clothes.

Sebastian just watched the whole thing unfold before him. He witnessed too many unfortunate accidents caused by the petty human beings he worked alongside with. It doesn’t matter who started it; it all ends up getting tangled in a sick chain of events that the butler couldn’t even begin to imagine the strenuous position he was being put up to. He was about to say something to the intolerable girl when Mr. Tanaka opens the window for a reason unknown to them all, and a black cat jumps from the ledge and into Meilin’s lap.

Meilin panicked inside but she managed to stay still as the cat stared at her, eyes steady. And then it proceeds bending its head down to lick its paw and then it licked Meilin’s apron soaked in milk. It was enjoying itself, purring once in a while. The maid calmed down at last and found the situation mildly comforting...until Sebastian knelt down and patted the kitty’s head.

“There, there.” Sebastian chuckled as he leaned closer and both his hands caressed the soft black fur. Meilin stiffened as she watched those gloved hands moving in close proximity and she thought she was going to lose air in an instant. She kept her mouth shut but she failed to cease the small, whimpering noises. This caught Sebastian’s attention and he looked at Meilin. The maid swore she saw something different in his languid eyes; something she remembered seeing in other men. She searched through her memory banks, trying to recall what it is. But then the cat’s paws rested on her bosom gently as it continued licking the appetizing liquid from her garments.

She found this greatly endearing and she let out a dreamy sigh. She forgot they were in the hallway and that Bard was hovering behind her, peering at the cat, calling it ‘sweetie.’ And Mr. Tanaka took the hem of Meilin’s skirt and squeezed some milk into his tea cup. He used a shard of glass he found on Meilin's hair so he could stir his tea.

As soon as Sebastian takes the kitty’s paws to fondle them to his liking, his knuckles brushed on Meilin’s bosom oh-so-tenderly that it was in that exact, perfect  moment when the maid’s nipples hardened. She is only so thankful that she was wearing clothes or she might not be able to restrain herself from jumping onto Sebastian (with the cat pressed between her chest and his hands) and...

The Earl Ciel Phantomhive appeared and he tapped his cane impatiently on the floor. He was supposed to say “What in the dear Queen’s name are you imbeciles doing?” but he figured out the scene before him and did not appreciate it.

He sourly asked. “Is that my milk?”

It was like any other day in the Phantomhive estate and Finnian was desperately covering up the holes his dog (whom he kept in secret for three days) dug from all over the garden plots. Forty minutes later, Sebastian was beyond upset when he found the roses were coated in dog piss. He made the decision of fulfilling the errand of delivering the three idiots to Hell later in the evening, preferably after he tucked the Earl in bed.

The demonic butler was sure that Mr. Tanaka can manage for at least an hour while he’s gone.

 >> Cyd-chan, please go here

 
 
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ɱαɴɓʘɏ ♉ ƈℋєყ: Kuroshitsuji-Soma-:Dlalachoy on January 5th, 2009 05:21 am (UTC)
Ahaha. When I saw the pairing, I had to read it. I mean, really. A cat was involved! Plus it had Sebastian/Meilin~</strike> Who can resist that? Oh, Meilin, I really do love you. Anyway, this was really enjoyable and made me smile. Great job.
Harleigh Maureen Cooper: Can you hear the bells?harleycooper on January 5th, 2009 05:29 am (UTC)
Thank you very much for the comment! I was happy writing this crack because I do adore the het Sebastian x Meilin and also the interspecies Sebastian x cat!

Thanks again!
airi87 on January 5th, 2009 02:44 pm (UTC)
My God... I LOVED IT!!!
And finally a SebastianXMeilin fanfiction!!!
I want to read a lot about them!!! XD

Thanks!!! ^_^
Harleigh Maureen Cooper: misa playtimeharleycooper on January 6th, 2009 05:14 am (UTC)
I don't see Sebastian x Meilin fic at all around FFNet and even in LJ comms so I made one because I totally love how crack their pairing is!
viola_canina on January 5th, 2009 03:27 pm (UTC)
I'm still barely familiar with Kuroshitsuji, but that's quite a lovely little fic! Hmm, Code Geass? Are you interested in it, too? Whom do you like? *_*
Harleigh Maureen Cooper: matsukenharleycooper on January 6th, 2009 05:18 am (UTC)
Oh, thanks for reading this. I assume since you've watched ep1 that you know Meilin? I kind of like her with Sebastian simply because she's TEN times clumsier whenever he's near or he talks to her softly.

I'm yet to watch Code Geass It was recommended by e_eleniel as well as Katekyo Hitman Reborn! But I will be procreating with these fandoms soon enough. I read many CG doujinshis...and I like Suzaku and Lelouch of course...pairing-wise...dunno as of yet individually. XD
viola_canina on January 6th, 2009 06:17 am (UTC)
Yes! And I've read several chapters of the manga, too, so I'm familiar with the main cast. Meilin is incredibly cute, I like her a lot. And yes! Code Geass and Katekyo Hitman Reborn! are really fun. I don't really interact with the Code Geass fandom as a community because I... just don't get along with a certain group of people, but that's more like a social issue. The series itself is good, even though it can be rather crazy. ^^;
Harleigh Maureen Cooper: dance with the devilharleycooper on January 6th, 2009 06:19 am (UTC)
Meilin is a klutz and a meganekko...with the large, too circular, white-out glasses that I love too!

I... just don't get along with a certain group of people, but that's more like a social issue

0__0 wHAT Happened? This sounds sad...>__
luna_mariluna_mari on January 5th, 2009 10:50 pm (UTC)
OH DANG.
I LOVE YOU.
MOAR PLZ D:
Harleigh Maureen Cooper: Lmisaharleycooper on January 6th, 2009 05:19 am (UTC)
I MIGHT WRITE
MOAR SEBA-CHAN
WITH MEILIN
:D LOOK OUT
FOR THAT!!!
luna_mariluna_mari on January 6th, 2009 05:45 am (UTC)
yes, i will worship you foreverzzzzzzzzz
OMG :D
It feels good to know there's someone writting sebby/mei♥
Harleigh Maureen Cooper: Can you hear the bells?harleycooper on January 6th, 2009 05:55 am (UTC)
So you like the two of them too? I liked them since I've read the manga and saw ep1 with Sebastian speaking softly to Meilin that she was out of it and spilled the red wine!!!

Honestly, I'm also ga-ga over Sebastian x Ciel...but more people should like this OTP too!!
luna_mariluna_mari on January 6th, 2009 06:18 am (UTC)
:D I happen to like both very much♥
I've like sebby/mei since the beggining too, it's so...HOT lol.
Kuroshitsuji OTP's
Sebastian/Ciel
Sebastian/Meirin
Sebestian/Finny
:o and I love your writting style very neat and detailed, i love it♥♥♥
Harleigh Maureen Cooper: Can you hear the bells?harleycooper on January 6th, 2009 06:21 am (UTC)
Shall I do the honors of providing you a crackfest for Sebastian x Meilin? Something...rated, perhaps??

Sebastian X Finny!! XD Of course, of course *rabid fangirl ideas*

Personally, Mr. Tanaka's participation is exquisite and so insignificant sometimes that he forms crack ideas easily. Just like in thus particular fic.
luna_mari: pic#83269562luna_mari on January 6th, 2009 08:00 am (UTC)
OH GOD REALLY?!!!
AWSOME.
No wait in return I shall draw something for you :D ANYTHING....really xD

asdfghjkl;' rated?....*naughtycough*
Mr.Tanaka is amazing, the way he just appears out of nowhere in any scene makes it worth a laugh, because it usually is. Mr.Tanaka=CRACK♥

btw, I read your zero/kaname fic is was YUMM;D
Harleigh Maureen Cooper: Can you hear the bells?harleycooper on January 6th, 2009 08:16 am (UTC)
Hontou?? Maybe you could draw me some Sebastian x Meilin? Can you? ^^

Oh, you like my KanameZero fic? It has two chapters already, in case you wanna know.
luna_mariluna_mari on January 6th, 2009 10:59 pm (UTC)
Sure yayayayaya:p

Yes, I read both chapters, the first one though...WOW *o*
I didn't really have a soft spot for kaname but after reading this...you completely changed the way I feel about him =]
Harleigh Maureen Cooper: the first kiss is a delightharleycooper on January 7th, 2009 02:24 am (UTC)
Ah, I see. I really love Zero. I fangirl over his emo and angst and everything hot about him. But these days, I sort of realized that Kaname has a more complex and interesting character. But I want them both together, as much as I do love my Zero x Yuuki.
luna_mariluna_mari on January 7th, 2009 09:46 pm (UTC)
I do to, he's my favortie character in the whole series, I just love his whole being lol, he's so angsty it makes me happy =]I still dont get kaname but it's just me @.@
I have my moments where I wanna choke yuki, but I still like her and I want her to end up with zero~, if they dont then...oh well, i'd still like the pairing anyway. It's intresting how zero/yuki is comparable with kaien/juri it's the past repeating again...i think.
luna_mariluna_mari on January 8th, 2009 12:16 am (UTC)
forgot to add
I had a dentist appointment so I was a bit rushed, sorry~!
http://pics.livejournal.com/luna_mari/pic/00009qas
Harleigh Maureen Cooper: Can you hear the bells?harleycooper on January 8th, 2009 11:57 pm (UTC)
OOHH! Arigatou gozaimasu, Luna-san!!!

The picture is naughty! Sebastian looks devious!!
luna_mariluna_mari on January 9th, 2009 12:44 am (UTC)
asdfghjkl;'
welcomes, sebby looks kinda funky though:O, i'll make a better one next time =]
Harleigh Maureen Cooper: Lmisaharleycooper on January 9th, 2009 11:04 am (UTC)
No prob! I adore the sketch because I like it when Sebastian talks softly to Meilin-chan!!
luna_mariluna_mari on January 9th, 2009 09:51 pm (UTC)
hehehe, it's based of your story, but i guess this takes place the same day, but later at night and tells her that Xddddd
Harleigh Maureen Cooper: Can you hear the bells?harleycooper on January 10th, 2009 10:52 am (UTC)
I'm only glad I have inspired it!! XD
luna_mariluna_mari on January 11th, 2009 07:45 pm (UTC)
:D,looking foward to more meilin and sebby stuff~
Harleigh Maureen Cooper: Can you hear the bells?harleycooper on January 12th, 2009 11:43 am (UTC)
And so will I ! XD
Harleigh Maureen Cooper: LMNharleycooper on January 8th, 2009 11:57 pm (UTC)
Oh, I still lust after Zero, totally! His angst can get tiresome but he's compelling enough. And these days, I go for Kaname. But Zero x Yuuki is still my favorite couple!
luna_mariluna_mari on January 9th, 2009 12:47 am (UTC)
:D, zero is teh awsome but yeah your right, kaname is kinda cool these last few chapter.
Harleigh Maureen Cooper: LMNharleycooper on January 9th, 2009 11:05 am (UTC)
I'm a big Kaname x Zero shipper though :3
airi87 on January 6th, 2009 06:15 pm (UTC)
Really???? OMG Thanks!!!!
Harleigh Maureen Cooperharleycooper on January 7th, 2009 02:23 am (UTC)
Sure XD